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Experience true Kiwi hospitality

In the heart of Marlborough, New Zealand, you'll find The Jolly Poacher Retreat,  Blenheim Accommodation.

2 Cosy Cottages nestled within the South Island's picturesque mountains and world renowned Vineyards.

Your perfect New Zealand getaway awaits.
Book now and make memories that last a lifetime.

Accommodation in the heart of Marlborough, New Zealand. 2 Cosy Cottages nestled within the South Island's picturesque mountains and world renowned Vineyards.
Book now and make memories that last a lifetime.

Accommodation Blenheim Marlborough - The Jolly Poacher Retreat

“Wonderful hosts, beautiful peaceful well appointed cottage. Comfortable bed. Homemade breakfast fresh from the gardens, so delicious. Dave & Helen thoroughly spoiled us! If we had known it was like this we would have booked longer.”

Accommodation Blenheim Marlborough
Accommodation Blenheim Marlborough
Accommodation Blenheim Marlborough
Rural Accommodation Marlborough vineyards
Rural Accommodation Marlborough vineyards

Your Hosts Helen Patchett & Dave Weir
We are both avid gardeners,  the property is our work in progress project, having changed this property immensely over the last few years. We will place the freshest of food on a plate from our garden, glasshouse and orchard, vegetables, walnuts, fruit, free range eggs, when in season and as time allows. We will make sure your stay is unforgettable.

Located 7 minutes north of Blenheim CBD.

Accommodation in a quiet, rural setting - 2 Cosy Cottages

Accommodation Blenheim Marlborough
Accommodation Blenheim Marlborough
Accommodation Blenheim Marlborough
Rural Accommodation Marlborough vineyards
Rural Accommodation Marlborough vineyards

Two Studio Accommodation Cottages maximum occupancy of 1-4 guests per unit.

  • Complimentary Breakfast

    Continental Breakfast, our home-grown seasonal fruit, bread/toast, and Orange Juice.
    A Cooked Breakfast is available by arrangement from 8.00am

  • Food & Kitchen Facilities

    Your Cottage has a kitchen with Microwave/Kettle/Toaster, sink bench.
    Fruit bowl in each cabin, from our own orchard in season.
    All cooking can be prepared on the BBQ area provided.
    Snacks & Platters, Wine/Champagne/Beer, (additional cost).

  • Ensuite Bathroom

    Each Cottage has an Ensuite.
    Toilet, shower with rain head, vanity, towels, hairdryer, and toiletries.
    We have great freshwater from our own private well.

  • Swimming Pool

    Our Saltwater Swimming Pool with Deck Chairs and Umbrellas.
    Available during the summer months for your use.

“Wonderful hosts, beautiful peaceful well appointed cottage. Comfortable bed. Homemade breakfast fresh from the gardens, so delicious. Dave & Helen thoroughly spoiled us! If we had known it was like this we would have booked longer.”

Blenheim,  Picton, Marlborough Sounds, Kaikoura

Discover Marlborough

Our accommodation is close to all that Marlborough has to offer.

Blenheim
7 Minutes

Central Blenheim

Rarangi Beach
7 Minutes

Rarangi Beach

White's Bay
10 Minutes

White's Bay

Picton
15 Minutes

Picton

Marlborough Sounds
15 Minutes

Marlborough Sounds

Blenheim Airport
15 Minutes

Blenheim Airport

Wellington Ferry
15 Minutes

Wellington Ferry

Kaikoura
1.5 Hours

Kaikoura

Nelson
1.5 Hours

Nelson